NSA-Intern
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Welcome to
Facebook
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​Where we log your likes, dislikes, and everything about you!

MESSAGE FROM OUR CEO

Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard

Zuck: Just ask.

Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS

[Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one?

Zuck: People just submitted it.

Zuck: I don't know why.

Zuck: They "trust me"

Zuck: Dumb f****

    BASIC INFORMATION

    By agreeing to our terms and services, you consent to all of your personal information becoming the property of Facebook, Inc. You sign over the rights to your name, likeness, and identity to be used for commercial purposes and personal purposes of the Facebook team.
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